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Pardon of Skyler Gant

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==Initial Post==

Posted by Wiggy Undertone on December 5, 2009 at 5:08pm

((Posted on the wall of the New Babbage Militia Headquarters))

I am taking this opportunity to inform the citizens of New Babbage that Skyler Gant has been pardoned of any and all wrong doing connected with the murder of William DeFaw. Skyler Gant is free to walk the streets of our sooty city without fear of arrest.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the unsolved murder of William DeFaw, I would suggest you read moreĀ A Murder in Pennyfeather Park

This morning Bookworm Hienrichs, Mayor Tenk, and I met for a discussion of the events surrounding the murder. Miss Hienrichs presented her interpretation of the evidence, and succeeded in convincing Mayor Tenk that someone else committed the crime. I must admit, that I was also swayed by her logic, and I agree that young Skyler Gant is in fact innocent.

Mayor Tenk promptly pardoned Skyler for the crime. The true murderer remains at large. We will of course continue to investigate the case.

==Comments (Page 1)==

*Reply by Skyler ‘Artful Dodger’ Gant on December 5, 2009 at 5:13pm

You finally figured out the boy was innocent? Took you long enough, *Spits last part out as if it’s an insult* Human!

Walks away muttering how all humans are the same, quick to judge, slow to discover the truth.

*Reply by Victor on December 5, 2009 at 5:31pm
Good to see that justice has prevailed…

…even though it took a while…

*Reply by Sheryl Skytower on December 5, 2009 at 5:36pm

*Reply by Dierdre Maven on December 5, 2009 at 5:49pm
YAY! *confetticonfetticonfetti*

*Reply by Skyler ‘Artful Dodger’ Gant on December 5, 2009 at 6:08pm
Can I ‘ave some Rum an’ a party now tha’ I’m innocent?

*Reply by Grendel Footman on December 6, 2009 at 12:48pm
now all that remains is to find the real murderer

*Reply by Skyler ‘Artful Dodger’ Gant on December 6, 2009 at 2:52pm
Aye… th’ real killer needs caught.

*Reply by Mara Razor on December 6, 2009 at 3:12pm
I could have told you that Skyler was innocent. Boy wouldn’t hurt a fly! Now Eamon….

*Reply by Skyler ‘Artful Dodger’ Gant on December 6, 2009 at 3:45pm

If the fly was human, I’d hurt it. I still say DeFaw got what he disserved. Not only was he human, but he was a cold blooded evil one at that.

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