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Posts published in November 2023

A Nice, Clean Floor

The subtle touch of a flame-spitting combustion nozzle, much like that of a high-pressure geyser tube sucking water from the bay, is remarkably adept at clearing away cobwebs, cleansing the immediate environment, and encouraging non-paying customers to move it right along. 

[Found Transcript]

The following is a transcription of an aetheric tickertape located recently in the City Hall archives room. The original embossing date is unclear, but it…