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The following is a transcription of an aetheric tickertape located recently in the City Hall archives room. The original embossing date is unclear, but it was found sandwiched between a stinkweed receipt and an invoice from Ceejay Writer for “Cocoa Java Bean Tariff Rebate” both dated ten years ago.

FROM AEC/MACEHOLDER TO MAYOR TENK/BABBAGE STOP DESTINATION IN SIGHT ESTIMATE ARRIVAL THREE DAYS STOP FORWARD PACKAGE AND FUNDS C/O OBOLENSKY&CO STOP MAY THE BUILDER HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS STOP CLEANSLATE MESSAGE ENDS