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The Clockwinder’s Fate

Archivist note: This post is from an older recovered archive.


==Original Post==
Some of you may be thinking that the Clockwinder will rush to save you from my just and merciless rule, but think again! He has been dealt with, behold!

The cunning trap is set!

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He cannot resist the lure…

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Stuck…but apparently, not unhappy!

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His capacity for dairy is amazing!

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And who is this dashing fellow?

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Victory is mine!

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I think a sea cruise is in order!

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==Comments (Page 1)==
*Reply by Bookworm Hienrichs on June 9, 2009 at 9:49pm
”gasps again”

Oh, horrors! And with those horrid mechanicals guarding the docks, how will we be able to rescue him?

This is a sad, sad day for New Babbage.

*Reply by Doctor Obolensky on June 9, 2009 at 9:53pm
Mwahahaha! And it was a swift outward tide I set him on, as well!

You shan’t be seeing him again! Let that be his punishment for his spineless cooperation with those Steelhead lunatics!

Let that be a lesson to you all!

*Reply by Moses Mureaux on June 9, 2009 at 10:15pm
((ROFL! Fantastic!))

*Reply by Ceejay Writer on June 9, 2009 at 10:46pm
”is aghast”

”completely aghast”

Did you at least poke AIRHOLES in that damnable cork?

(Ceejaytopians! Will you stand for this? He battles with sour milk and roly poly metalbots! We can surely take him! Go, now, to the Cafe! Stoke yourselves on strong coffee and dark chocolate! This land belongs to Coffeehouse Utopians, not Grumpy Old Men!!!!)

(More secret unseeable by Doctor Obolensy via parentheses! Look at Ceejay’s profile. Double click her group Ceejaytopians. Join now! Viva la resistance! Viva la chocolate!)

*Reply by Mara Razor on June 9, 2009 at 11:18pm
Noooooo!!!! I will have your spine for this Obolensky!!!! I’ll add my puny 1000L to my grandmother’s for your head!!!!! *Rushes out to the docks to commandeer a boat*

*Reply by Edward Pearse, Duke of Argylle on June 9, 2009 at 11:19pm
I’ll have to try and get word to you young Halfpint to keep an eye out for drifting bottles while he’s at sea.

*Reply by Breezy Carver on June 10, 2009 at 1:04am
notesss :: Love the shoes .. stunning shiny fashion statement really !!!!
oh My !!!! what lovely shots you kids worked on this !! Well done Well done !!

now now .. its alright ..The Clockwinder looks most content and so happy .. as the little good fellow needed a break .. and all .. and of ..course …. there is not an ego among we .. we each can’t enjoy !!!! twirlssssssssssssssssssssssssss away to a happy sleep !!!!

*Reply by Cadmus Lupindo on June 10, 2009 at 2:08am
Ha ha ha ha! That is hilarious! I brought the Clockwinder wagons loads of milk to keep him out of the way. I never thought to trap him with a bottle of it!

”Cadmus takes his submersible out to sea.”

Perhaps it is time for a little "target practice."

*Reply by Scarlet Jaggernov on June 10, 2009 at 12:22pm
((Ahahah Thats amazingly funny! My 7 year old niece agrees too, but thinks maybe you’re a bit mean ^^ XD.)) My goodness! *faints in shock*

*Reply by zardalu suppenkraut on June 10, 2009 at 5:18pm
eeee! once the malitia is done fighting off the dreaded dr. O they’re going to have to draw straws to participate in an even worse fate….

who’s going to wash the clockwinder off after his stint in soured milk for a week!

*Reply by Elilka Sieyes on June 10, 2009 at 5:42pm
((wipes tear :D))

==Comments (Page 2)==
*Reply by Elina Koskinen on June 10, 2009 at 5:50pm
Dear God!
What villainy!

*Reply by Phineas Frakture on June 10, 2009 at 6:00pm
Ah, but you forget, what goes in must come out…our leader shall float back to the top and escape…but who will go near him after that? dastardly!

*Reply by Cadmus Lupindo on June 10, 2009 at 7:03pm
Don’t you worry Miss, I have already set out to sea for target practice to find the Clockwinder.

*Reply by Galactic Baroque on June 10, 2009 at 7:50pm
”grips his wine glass until it breaks”

How dare you!

”goes off to sulk broodily about not being there to save his friend”

*Reply by Capt. Red Llewellyn on June 10, 2009 at 8:11pm
Yes, Mr. Baroque dear…where *were* you!!??…..your gallant and dashing self could have saved him…at least you could have broken that bottle with a cane or some kind of cudgel! have you a boat, mayhap to go after…find and save him!? if anyone can, tis you!
~Capt. Red

*Reply by Galactic Baroque on June 10, 2009 at 8:28pm
You are right. I shall grimly set to repairing my airship so that I may begin my search.

”tries to find best camera angle for his han solo moment”

*Reply by Breezy Carver on June 11, 2009 at 12:06am
nods nods I think this makes perfect sense Mr Galactic .. best you go get risk and find our dear Clockwinder .. You can be the hero and everything he might even be nice to you ..for a moment or two . warm smile ..

*Reply by Serafina Puchkina on June 11, 2009 at 11:54am
((laughs. Bravo, gentlemen, bravo!))

*Reply by The Scientist on June 26, 2009 at 11:31am
Damn you, Obolensky! Were it not for my exile I’d have a swarm of well-armed Dolls waiting at your doorstep!

At the moment shall be content to scan the seas of the Grid from the orbiting Gygax II to locate the Clockwinder!

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