New Babbage Free Press photographer takes a photo of Wright Davis, enjoying the high life at Essex House. New Bababge’s newest House of Burlesque.
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Wright Davis: I swear to god if i’m in that photo
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Yup, you’re in the photo. On the staircase.
Glad they didn’t take any of me!
– Edward Hyde
Do you frequent the house of Berlesque often, Mr. Hyde? *holds out recording divice*
Oi! Get that thing out of my face! *knocks the recording device out of her hands.*
– Edward Hyde
*Sends a Headline to Penrose* Edward Hyde a proud patron of the House of Berlesque enjoys attacking young women. His stability called into question.
GODDAMNIT, WOMAN.
– Edward Hyde
Excuse me, Ms. Hawthorn! I take strong exception to you calling my establishment a house of “burlesque”! Or, more accurately, “berlesque,” as you write it, which isn’t even a word.
Why in the world would you make an assumption like that? I’m not going to waste my time telling you that I run an extremely respectable establishment, but if I hear of you spreading a nasty rumor like this again, you will be hearing from my representatives immediately.
An apology from you is obviously in order! Good day, miss!
Lady J. Moldylocks
Dear Miss Moldylocks.
I express great regret for my editor’s running with my photo. See, he’s a monkey Moreau who spends too much time at the Red Dragon. It was not my intentions.
deepest apologies.
Alyssa Angelique Francheska Amber Evans Hawthorn.
Photographer.