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Wright Davis: I swear to god if i’m in that photo

New Babbage Free Press photographer takes a photo of Wright Davis, enjoying the high life at Essex House. New Bababge’s newest House of Burlesque.

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  1. Nyanka Jinx Nyanka Jinx January 19, 2016

    Yup, you’re in the photo. On the staircase.

    Glad they didn’t take any of me!

    – Edward Hyde

    • Alyssa Hawthorn Alyssa Hawthorn January 19, 2016

      Do you frequent the house of Berlesque often, Mr. Hyde? *holds out recording divice*

      • Nyanka Jinx Nyanka Jinx January 20, 2016

        Oi! Get that thing out of my face! *knocks the recording device out of her hands.*

        – Edward Hyde

        • Alyssa Hawthorn Alyssa Hawthorn January 20, 2016

          *Sends a Headline to Penrose* Edward Hyde a proud patron of the House of Berlesque enjoys attacking young women. His stability called into question.

          • Nyanka Jinx Nyanka Jinx January 20, 2016

            GODDAMNIT, WOMAN.

            – Edward Hyde

  2. Lady Moldylocks Lady Moldylocks January 20, 2016

    Excuse me, Ms. Hawthorn!  I take strong exception to you calling my establishment a house of “burlesque”!   Or, more accurately, “berlesque,” as you write it, which isn’t even a word.   

    Why in the world would you make an assumption like that?   I’m not going to waste my time telling you that I run an extremely respectable establishment, but if I hear of you spreading a nasty rumor like this again, you will be hearing from my representatives immediately.  

    An apology from you is obviously in order!  Good day, miss!

    Lady J. Moldylocks

    • Alyssa Hawthorn Alyssa Hawthorn January 20, 2016

      Dear Miss Moldylocks.

      I express great regret for my editor’s running with my photo. See, he’s a monkey Moreau who spends too much time at the Red Dragon. It was not my intentions.

      deepest apologies.

      Alyssa Angelique Francheska Amber Evans Hawthorn.

      Photographer.

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