Archivist note: This article is from an older recovered archive and might be obsolete or in need of updating.
Most recent revision is shown below, by Galactic Baroque.
Mr. Gedge is an undertaker. He has no desire to violate the dead, merely to send them out of this world in a respectable manner.
His manners are impeccable, as befits his profession. It’s a shame really, elsewise more ladies would be inclined to invite him to tea more often.
