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Finley Twine

Archivist note: This article is from an older recovered archive and might be obsolete or in need of updating.

Most recent revision is shown below, by Augustus Dayafter.


‘Oy wos born ta me loverly parents in Scotland, before me Da wos sent ta India wiff his battalion. Me Mum went right along wiff em. They sent me ta live wiff their friends, Skusting Dagger and his wife Missus Breezy. Missus Breezy has a right nice school on her property an me parents figured Oy should get a good education an tha Oy’d be outta harms way in New Babbage.

Uncle Skusting taught me tha ways of entrepreneurship and Oy learned a lot about shipbuilding from Rip Wirefly, Greg Merryman, an Kandace Commons. So, Oy builds ships an run me own shipping business wot is located in Iron Bay. Oy help the crew of The Seraph wiff their importin an exportin needs when tha need arises. Of course, helping them out has introduced me ta Armada Breakaway and a whole new host of loverly folks.

Oy recently accepted a commission as Captain in New Babbage’s naval militia. At 12 years old, Oy am tha youngest officer in tha fleet… or at least Oy fink Oy am.

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