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Babbage Urchin Resistance Group

Archivist note: This article is from an older recovered archive and might be obsolete or in need of updating.

Most recent revision is shown below, by Lopxie.

This gang of undergrown misfits and ne’e-do-wells terrorised New Babbage with anarchic acts of cake and frolicking in the streets.

Founded by Myrtil, Gilhooly and Lo Pixie, the B.U.R.P was a well-meaning group who sought to tame the uncivilised, sometimes cannabilistic grownups by demonstrating to them the freeing benefits of the consumption of soporific cakes and pastries (it was all rather complicated…. though links may be drawn with the contemporaneous Ceejaytopia movement of a similar disposition).

However, some members had a tendency toward pyromania and anarchy. The group almost foundered and became dormant, when it was revealed most of the members would much rather go dancing at the pub and consume vast quantities of absynthe instead.

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