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The city trollies are notorious for jumping the track and coming after people, but no disaster will ever match the day Mr. Cleanslate was tinkering with the motivator system, and was called away for an important evening dinner appointment, leaving the trolley kill scripts disabled.
What followed was a day that will live forever in hilarity. A line of trams began piling up, stretching from the Academy clear back to the Palisade train station, and careening in every direction imaginable. Eye witnesses managed to take a few photos before Mr. Cleanslate came back from his dinner appointment–
Image: Long View of Two Sim Pile-up