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What the Maid Found on the Wall

Dear Maid,

Sorry for the mess. You have been very accomodating. I would like to leave you with a tip but am not sure of what is appropriate. I have therefore left a signed, blank cheque on the bedside table. Please fill in your name and an amount you feel is fair.


Victor Mornington

PS. That drawing is a piece of artwork nothing more. Please ignore any references to ‘Plan’

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  1. Garnet Psaltery Garnet Psaltery June 7, 2013

    Priceless!  The big bridge reference is a little worrying, but then this is just a work of art.

    • Emerson Lighthouse Emerson Lighthouse June 7, 2013

      Shhh – it’s a secret. ;-)

  2. Pilipo Underwood Pilipo Underwood June 13, 2013

    Oh dear. Watch out for that moonshine. Friend of mine drank to much and went flat out insane!

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