Are you one of the walking dead? Do you crave the taste of brains? Ol’ Doc Emerson’s Brain Suppressant Tonic may be just what you are looking for. Why chase after the living who are invariably going to beat you to a pulp with cricket bats or shoot you between the eyes without so much as a second thought. One swig of Ol’ Doc Emerson’s Brain Suppressant Tonic and you’ll be content to just wander around the streets in gangrenous bliss. What are you waiting for? Pick up your bottle today. It’’s a no brainer.
Product may be found in a crate outside the Asylum in Wheatstone at the incredibly low price of 10 quatloos per bottle. That’s right; only 10 quatloos per bottle. Payment on the honour system. Please wash your coins.
***The fine print section***
Side effects may include, but are not limited to: bloating, belching of noxious gas, tremendous flatulence, loss of limb, loss of hair, cravings for sausages wrapped in pancakes and dipped in chocolate sauce, flights of philosophical fancy, uncontrollable giggling, tooth decay, bilious vomits and Montezuma’s revenge.