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Urgent Telegraphs

A series of four telegrams sent to Falun to the care of Emerson Lighthouse staying at the Rugbottom hotel via the New Babbage Municipal Telegram Service:

Urgent Message to Emerson Lighthouse

    Emerson! (Stop) The worst has happened! (Stop)  The Plank has fallen into a sinkhole! (Stop)


Second Urgent Message to Emerson Lighthouse

    Order has fallen! (Stop) Banded together in fear of ‘rats’ beneath Plank. (Stop) Bert established as alpha male for survival! (Stop)


Third Urgent message to Emerson Lighthouse

     Bert cannibalized by four of us.  (Stop) Njal leads with Ravilan fist! (Stop) Plank survives under her leadership! (Stop)


Fourth message to Emerson Lighthouse

     Plank vowed to devour mop head that abandoned them to underground! (Stop) Death to mop head! (Stop) 

     Happy April Fools.  (Stop) Hope you laughed.  (Stop) Beryl (Stop)

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  1. Junie Ginsburg Junie Ginsburg April 2, 2013

    I hope you didn’t pay by the word for these.

  2. Kristos Sonnerstein Kristos Sonnerstein April 2, 2013

    Genius, Beryl! Pure genius!

  3. Emerson Lighthouse Emerson Lighthouse April 3, 2013

    You had me on the first three! But you can’t fool me with the fourth. My staff *love* me.

    • Beryl Strifeclaw Beryl Strifeclaw April 3, 2013

      You didn’t question it till the fourth?  Definitely worth it then!

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