These are the front doors to that bastion of SCIENCE!!!, The Clarendon. While we applaud the sentiment in celebrating the crowning triumph of human endeavors (SCIENCE!!!) with a suitably ornate edifice, we see that ancient techniques of construction may not be the best way to do this. Look, look at the sidewalk in front: imported marble, and the walls? Not the solid brick of New Babbage, not at ALL. And the doors?! Fragile beyond belief, as are the mosaics surrounding all three doors — and they’s so awfully shiny, I can’t get a good angle to take a proper photo without some sort of solar artifact, a flaring of the lens you might call it! And that’s not REAL brass — it gleams FAR too much! I ask you, however was this built!??! Will this construction withstand the test of time, or will it become a tomb for those unfortunates trapped within it, the moment there’s a minor ground tremor?! It’s fancy enough to be a Hotel! Wait a minute!!?!? Not that I am saying anything, but I’m just saying: follow the Irish Linen!!!
The Dangers of Rampant Orientalism!!!!!
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