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Statement to the Militia (originally written in French)

My mother was right, I was fated to be thrown into cages. It is never my fault, never intentionally breaking the law, but I just stumble into incidents and get arrested, captured, and sometimes spend a few weeks in a zoo. That’s how I got stuck living in the circus for five years. But you do not want to hear about that in my official report I suppose, so I will tell you what happened. I just hope you can understand French.

I was cleaning at my bar, Alley Cats, when I saw that there was something going on over at the Rookswood Brewery. Meaning I saw the front door wide open and then suddenly shut. I know there was no one working late at night cause most of the workers had just left bar and watched them all heading home through the windows as I cleaned. I paused in my cleaning and headed over to the brewery to check out what was going on. As I enter I see a cougar and a wolf fighting and I roared. How dare they use my brewery for a brawl! I wasn’t sure whom either were but I had smelled the wolf before. He had stayed nearby where Cyan and Lilith had lived below the brewery and was sure he must be a friend of theirs.

If he was friends of theirs then he was a friend of mine. I rushed to them and was glad my roar had unsettled them. I tackled the cougar tossing him aside like he were a toy. I could see the wolf was pretty injured which made me even angrier. I headed over to the cougar to jump on him to incapacitate him when an explosion rocked the brewery. I hadn’t noticed until then the other occupants of the brewery setting the place aflame. That’s when I noticed the wolf head to the doors and I followed as I didn’t want to be buried underneath the brewery debris.

Once leaving the brewery I was instantly tranquilized, not that I haven’t felt that before, and fell to the ground for a nice sleep.

That is all I remember from the events.

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  1. Jedburgh30 Dagger Jedburgh30 Dagger August 12, 2015

    Un ours qui parle français. Comment choquant!

    • Baird DuBois Baird DuBois August 13, 2015

      Écrire en français, mais seulement peut parler Ours je le crains.

  2. Jedburgh30 Dagger Jedburgh30 Dagger August 13, 2015

    Rar rar, grrgrr GGRRR rar.

    • Baird DuBois Baird DuBois August 14, 2015

      Je pense que votre inflexion est mauvais, sauf si vous voulez me marier.

    • Caesar Osterham Caesar Osterham August 15, 2015

      There is only one possible reply to such a statement.  In the words of the bard:


      Want your bad romance


      I think that that really says it all.

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