Moments after stepping off the ship and out into this ‘air,’ I stopped to purchase a pair of the requisite goggles. Having only just got them to fit and set about my way, I heard a commotion followed by a small arms shot at close range. Instantly I felt a nasty pressure against my eye, and saw that some clod had ruined my nice new goggles. This will not do. I shouted at the coward to step into the open and confront me, which was met with scurrying and then silence. How inconvenient to be bothered with a visit to hospital when there is money to be made. Don’t worry little trigger-happy anti-goggle friend; we shall meet again soon enough.
Should Have Got the Warranty
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