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Request for Tender – Shipping Agent – Special Cargo

We is looking to contract a shipping agent who can ‘andle a very sensitive and important cargo wot we is bringing in from Brazil.

The careful ‘andling of our shipment is most important and the shipping agent needs to be discreet, trustworthy and not afraid of arachnids.

Tender applications to G.Starsider c/o The Freak House, New Babbage

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  1. Yang Moreau Yang Moreau January 12, 2011

    ::bounces up and down:: Traveling by ship to Brazil to escort a package, I could do! Er… Do you have to have your own boat or work for any postal service?

  2. Sky Netizen Sky Netizen January 12, 2011

    A blur of a dark brown horse is seen streaking through The Gut with a lithe, redheaded rider. Quickly jumping off the horse she deposits a small, crème envelope in the box. Inside, it says…

    G.Starsider c/o The Freak House
    The Gut, New Babbage

    Terranova Investigative Services extends an offer of their expertise in response to the aforementioned query. We can offer armed escort and transport of special goods, ensuring it will be safely delivered. Few questions asked, compensation given both before and after delivery.

    Should you find our services needed, please contact us at the below address.

    Mrs. S. Melnik, Investigator, Transporter
    On Behalf of Terranova Investigative Services
    Aether Salon, 2nd Floor
    #24 Academy Downs
    Babbage Palisades, New Babbage

    Both the rider and the horse are gone quickly, there’s much to be done.

    • Yang Moreau Yang Moreau January 12, 2011

      ::Yang’s jaw drops, watching Sky fly past on the horse and back again, ears falling:: So professional…!

  3. Grendel Footman Grendel Footman January 12, 2011

    Brazil huh?  I would offer, but I can’t really go back there again.

  4. Orpheus Angkarn Orpheus Angkarn January 14, 2011

    The Maestro sends a note via carrier vole to Gadget…

    Heard you need a transport. My ship has room in its hold. Fast ship, guaranteed to get your package there yesterday.

  5. Gabriell Anatra Gabriell Anatra January 14, 2011

    Brazil eh? and arachnids too. Interesting. Perhaps I could help?



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