((In character, though, this is *not* happening. I’m *going* to have my menace, dang it! *grin*))
(Conversation as I’m on my way to Kaylee’s party…)
[16:55] Bookworm Hienrichs: I definitely need to come–I owe you a thwap, Stargirl.
[16:55] Bookworm Hienrichs grins.
[16:55] Stargirl Macbain: Why do you owe me a…..ahhh someone has been near the not-Ning today….
[16:55] Bookworm Hienrichs: That I have. *thppts*
[16:56] Stargirl Macbain giggles hysterically.
[16:56] Stargirl Macbain: I’ll be one of your bridesmaids Book!
[16:56] Bookworm Hienrichs: Thwap #2 for that!
[16:57] Stargirl Macbain: Will you hyphanate? I hope not, Hienrichs-obolonsky will be a bit of a mouthfull!
[16:57] Kaylee Frye: Obolensky*
[16:57] Brother Malus: Is there going to be a wedding?
[16:57] Bookworm Hienrichs: Oh, that’s it–I’m pulling out the big guns now!
[16:57] Stargirl Macbain: Gah! I can never spell the poor man’s name.
[16:57] Breezy Carver: book is getting married ?
[16:58] Kaylee Frye: I think thats why most people just call him Doc O heh
[16:58] Bookworm Hienrichs: No!
[16:58] Brother Malus: What day would you like to reserve the Cathedral?
[16:58] Stargirl Macbain: Doc O and Book are getting married!
[16:58] Breezy Carver: Ohh
[16:58] Stargirl Macbain is her own rumormill most days, mwahahaha
[16:58] Breezy Carver: ohhh
[16:58] Jimmy Branagh: Hmmm
[16:58] Breezy Carver: how lovely .. ponders what to wear
[16:59] Stargirl Macbain: Makes so much sense, doesn’t it? all her “foiling’ of his plots, all those times he’s “kidnapped” her
[16:59] Breezy Carver: will be a day event ?
[16:59] Breezy Carver: indeed Star
[16:59] Breezy Carver: it really does
[16:59] Breezy Carver: and he will be soo
[16:59] Breezy Carver: soo very pleased
[16:59] Stargirl Macbain: Remember that time he locked her in a tank and tried to drown her? True love.
[16:59] zaida Gearbox: why would anyone want to mary doc o?
[16:59] Kaylee Frye: Star I think you might have misconceptions on what love is
[16:59] Bookworm Hienrichs , for the first time ever, does a face palm.
[17:00] Breezy Carver: ahh or that time she passed out
[17:00] KlausWulfenbach Outlander hands her a nosepinch
[17:00] Gabriell Anatra: That might be just villianese for pulling your pigtails, come to think of it.
[17:00] Breezy Carver: total crush
[17:00] Stargirl Macbain: Oh, c’mon Kaylee, if that’s not love, what is?
[17:00] Breezy Carver: well i know Book is smitten
[17:00] Breezy Carver: Doc will just learn
[17:01] Bookworm Hienrichs: When I figure out how to get down there, you all are in so much trouble!
[17:01] Breezy Carver: grins at Book
[17:01] Breezy Carver: but why ?
[17:01] Breezy Carver: it all makes such perfect sense
[17:01] Breezy Carver: and Doc will be soo pleased
[17:01] Stargirl Macbain: Aww! C’mon book, you can’t deny a poor crippled girl her fun, can you? *puts on her widest and most innocent eye*
[17:01] Jimmy Branagh: Oy bet Miss Book will stryten ‘im roight out!
[17:01] Breezy Carver: (( laughs))
[17:01] Breezy Carver: we can get your hair done
[17:01] Jimmy Branagh: ‘ee’ll be doin’ gardenin’ an’ givin’ foot massages.
[17:01] Breezy Carver: and and a pretty dress
[17:02] Bookworm Hienrichs pulls out the lemming launcher.
[17:02] Nightshade Sixpence: book Dr O wedding kinda be like the wedding from KillBill?
[17:02] Breezy Carver: black perhaps ?
[17:02] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Fraulein Hienrichs, I have a meteor targeting system….
(After I left Second Life…)
[19:53] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Obolensky! I can’t congratulate you on your engagement to Fraulein Hienrichs, but I can
assure you that we shall be watching carefully to see how you treat her.
[19:53] Sky Netizen starts arranging a shower for the happy couple
[19:54] Stargirl Macbain writes up the full report for the Snitch
[19:54] Scottie Melnik: What would a bachelor party for Dr. O be like?
[19:54] Aeolus Cleanslate starts researching divorce precedents in Babbage law
[19:54] Doctor Obolensky: Amazing how badly one small lion-boy can mangle an overheard sentence.
[19:54] Kimika Ying: watches developments with great interest.
[19:54] Cyan Rayna stands in the back trying not to be noticed
[19:54] Stargirl Macbain: I’m not a boy!
[19:54] Magdalena Kamenev tosses …. um … cheers!
[19:54] Cyan Rayna: I’m a cheetah btw ;P
[19:55] Cyan Rayna goes back to hiding
[19:55] Doctor Obolensky: Yes, but Doc O often purposely gets such things wrong to annoy people. :P
[19:55] Kimika Ying: Fast on their feet. And sometimes the feet of others….
[19:55] Doctor Obolensky: Like “Miss Hinricks”
[19:55] Stargirl Macbain: Tish!
[19:56] Magdalena Kamenev takes bets as to whether the wedding happens and how close to the nuptials he flees …
[19:56] Cyan Rayna: Yes but I’m a cat that gets confused with many other cats so correct people on it :3
[19:56] Blackberry Harvey: I just get confused
[19:57] Cyan Rayna: Heh don’t we all
[19:58] Doctor Obolensky: She’s certainly more suitable than the last harridan I was forced to propose to.
[19:58] Sky Netizen: Oh? Do tell.
[19:58] Stargirl Macbain: I think the two of you will be very happy together, Dr. O.
[19:59] Clara Corryong: girls like bad boys
[19:59] Stargirl Macbain: And when you get angry at her, you can tie her to the train tracks
[19:59] Alina Standish: best wishes Dr. Obolensky
[19:59] Doctor Obolensky: Well, the problem with that is that the trolleys are so unreliable.
[19:59] Stargirl Macbain: Drive your own trolley over her
[19:59] Cyan Rayna: Well you can always put her in a big vat of oil…
[19:59] Serafina Puchkina: Miss Book can handle herself. You will have your hands full, I suspect
[20:00] Doctor Obolensky: Tie some screeching bit of fluff to the tracks, and hours later, she’s still there, thrashing and squeaking.
[20:00] Clara Corryong: ah wonder what dr O’s trolley would look
[20:00] Clara Corryong: like
[20:00] Clara Corryong: Maybe like the bad guy’s train in Wild Wild West
[20:00] Cyan Rayna: Very Dangerous
[20:00] Magdalena Kamenev: You’re too young, child … don’t even think of it.
[20:00] Kimika Ying: Ah, one of those old-fashioned relationships. Not like these kids today…..
[20:00] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Nein, he may not drive over her or boil her! Ach.
[20:01] Stargirl Macbain: But boiling her is how she knows he loves her!
[20:01] Jenilicious DeCuir: wedding?? oh PARTY!
[20:01] Blackberry Harvey: Honeymoon Soup!
[20:01] Cyan Rayna: I didn’t say boiling oil just oil
[20:01] Clara Corryong: as long as he doesn’t eat her
[20:01] Stargirl Macbain: Clara….
[20:01] Cyan Rayna: We can get Mrs. Underby to make the cake
[20:02] Clara Corryong: solent green is people!
[20:02] Gabriell Anatra: That’ll clear the room. :-)
[20:02] Stargirl Macbain: A wedding cake by Mrs. Underby would really be something to see….
[20:02] Cyan Rayna: Indeed
[20:02] Cyan Rayna: just the thought sounds intersting
[20:02] Clara Corryong: ah meant to say beat, not eat
[20:04] Gabriell Anatra: It’s a good thing we’re in the hospital. We’ve gone ’round the bend.
[20:05] Cyan Rayna: lol
[20:05] Kimika Ying: Well its all very exciting. :)
[20:05] Stargirl Macbain: Indjeed
[20:05] Doctor Obolensky: I’m just waiting for Book to kill you all. :P
[20:06] Stargirl Macbain: Oh, She’s been hearing all this for HOURS, she says her vengence on me will be sweet
[20:06] Stargirl Macbain: or something
[20:06] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: (Fraulein Macbain, you will send her the transcript of this session, ja?)
[20:06] Cyan Rayna: HEH ((After she stops laughing her butt off))
[20:06] Kimika Ying: Again, good thing you’re already in the hospital.
[20:06] Stargirl Macbain: (I’m a joker, not suicidle, why don’t you send it to her Baron :D It’ll let me hide from the worst of the beatings))
[20:07] Cyan Rayna: So why is everyone in the hospital
[20:07] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: (I doubt you can escape that by now.)
[20:07] Stargirl Macbain: (yeah…i’m doom-ed.)
[20:07] Stargirl Macbain: Doctor, do you need a new henchman? cuz I need protection