This just in…organizers of the upcoming Fleet Week naval extravaganza have rushed to the water closet in consternation, after learning that Obolenskidonia has been added to the list of countries participating.
Obviously, they are overcome with dread, knowing that it will be impossible for any Babbager or representative of any other land to defeat the Obolenskidonian Navy in any events that they choose to enter!
Even now, rumors have reached my ears of Fleet Week officials rushing to Obolenskidonia to plead with the genius dictator to refrain from entering more than an event or two. Will he comply, and limit himself to only bringing in his incredible submarine? Or are all other countries doomed to trailing in every event?
Time will tell!
-A Concerned Citizen