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Obolenskidonia to dominate Fleet Week!

This just in…organizers of the upcoming Fleet Week naval extravaganza have rushed to the water closet in consternation, after learning that Obolenskidonia has been added to the list of countries participating.

Obviously, they are overcome with dread, knowing that it will be impossible for any Babbager or representative of any other land to defeat the Obolenskidonian Navy in any events that they choose to enter!

Even now, rumors have reached my ears of Fleet Week officials rushing to Obolenskidonia to plead with the genius dictator to refrain from entering more than an event or two.  Will he comply, and limit himself to only bringing in his incredible submarine?   Or are all other countries doomed to trailing in every event?

Time will tell!

 

-A Concerned Citizen

 

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8 Comments

  1. Jedburgh30 Dagger Jedburgh30 Dagger November 12, 2010

    I wonder what is in the koolaid the concerned citizen is drinking…

  2. Clara Corryong Clara Corryong November 12, 2010

    Obolenskidonia will fall to Claratopia!

    Down with the black villains and up with piink robots with hearts!

  3. Breezy Carver Breezy Carver November 12, 2010

     Indeed  they must be on just some bus !

  4. Lans Starsider Lans Starsider November 13, 2010

    Unless he’s made some major improvements, last I saw of his ‘incredible’ submarine at last year’s race was that it was unusually quick and manuverable.  Still, he did manage to race honorably then, so there was no demonstration of any mounted weapons, but it would have to be backing quite a lot of firepower to be able to win on its own.  That would be a site to see, no matter who was at the controls…

  5. Breezy Carver Breezy Carver November 13, 2010

    well it was the children ..  they cheated !!! ..   little darlings .. there is even umm film of it !

  6. Kimika Ying Kimika Ying November 13, 2010

    *pauses at the dock to look out at the island of so-called “Obolenskidonia”, then hurries off for another inspection of her sub*

     

  7. Edward Pearse Edward Pearse November 14, 2010

    If only I was there I’d trounce him again!

  8. Bookworm Hienrichs Bookworm Hienrichs November 14, 2010

    *Bookworm reads this and frowns, pondering…*

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