You know you need a new place to live and/or put your growing collection of something peculiar. Come and bid for that land you always wanted!
Ignore signs of subsidence or infestation. Do not be concerned by the strange people next door. We’re offering the purchase of prime parcels of land in exchange for donations to Relay for Life.
Vic Mornington will be in charge of the auction but is under strict instructions not to send tax demands the next day.