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Mr. Hefner called. He wants his jacket back.

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  1. Sky Melnik Sky Melnik May 13, 2011

    Now the next important question: Does that mean Phae is a bunny now?

  2. Giles Berithos Giles Berithos May 13, 2011

    She refuses to wear the ears.

  3. Grendel Footman Grendel Footman May 13, 2011

    I once went out with a girl, who kept mistaking Stan Lee for Hugh Hefner, I think it was the girl dressed like Stripperella standing by him at a con that did it

  4. Giles Berithos Giles Berithos May 13, 2011

    Stan Lee IS the Hugh Hefner of nerds.

  5. Scottie Melnik Scottie Melnik May 13, 2011

    I believe there was a cameo by Stan Lee in Iron Man where he’s mistaken for the Hef.

  6. Mr Underby Mr Underby May 13, 2011

    I see Phaedra has already dressed you in Garnet’s old clothing… the sentimental wretch.  She is still hung up on the lack of attention.  Poor thing.

    • Phaedra Underby Phaedra Underby May 13, 2011

      Oh, Yoyo, I know what you’re worried about! But don’t fret, you’ll always be the only man I’ve ever tight-laced into a corset. 

      • Mr Underby Mr Underby May 13, 2011

        I would say that you were the only woman who has tight-laced me into a corset, however, that would be a monumental fib.  And as everyone knows, I am loathe to lie.

        • Phaedra Underby Phaedra Underby May 13, 2011

          Every day I am more and more glad I poisoned that hideous Soup woman. 

          • Mr Underby Mr Underby May 13, 2011

            Ere this is over, ye shall bitterly rue those words.

            • Phaedra Underby Phaedra Underby May 13, 2011

              You have clearly forgotten who I am. 

              • Mr Underby Mr Underby May 13, 2011

                You, my dear, have clearly forgotten that I know precisely who you are.

        • Kristos Sonnerstein Kristos Sonnerstein May 14, 2011

          ::slowly tilts his head at Underby:: You wouldn’t perchance once long ago have had long white hair, did you? At times I swear I was looking at an old friend, but hearing you’ve worn a corset, I wonder even more of the resemblance.

      • Bookworm Hienrichs Bookworm Hienrichs May 13, 2011

        ((*typist desperately tries to hold back laughter*  In context or out of context, that is a line!))

  7. Zaida Gearbox Zaida Gearbox May 13, 2011

    Mrs. Underby did you ever find your skirt?  Last time I saw you you didn’t have one.  You had a napkin tied around your waist dat you kept tryin’ to tell me was a skirt.

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