To the dock workers of Port Babbage.
Please accept my humble apologies for the hasty delivery of all that Christmas food without warning and accept this generous donation to the Port Babbage Docker’s Union. I hope this will cover your costs for any Christmas festivities you may be having during the Christmas week.
This letter is to give prior notice of a small shipment of misc goods which will need to be delivered to Brunel Hall on December 26th through to December 27th. The dock workers will of course be payed double.
The small shipment is as follows…
17 long tonnes of Portland slow drying cement
7 crates of terracotta tiling
4 crates of smooth grouting
28 long tonnes of Steelhead aged timber facade
5 short tonnes of Steelhead fertile topsoil
8 tonnes of British clear glaze glass
1 tonne of misc plants and other greenery
1000 British gallons of pure Caledon Straits water
2 tonnes of strip malleable lead lining
3 tonnes of strip malleable copper lining
Thank you for all your hard work and diligence during the festive season and I hope that this small shipment of misc good for the refurbishment of the pool hall at Brunel will not inconvenience you all too much.