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Journal Entry – Its a mad mad mad mad world

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Journal Entry – 12th April 188*sound of a clank hammering on the lab door*

*runs to the front door and shouts at the automaton to go away…shakes his fist and calls the clanks creator a cad just for good measure*

*sits back down at his writing desk in the lab*

Well Journal…all i can say is


I’m sitting in here the relative DISCOMFORT of my old Lab in Clockhaven because of a bunch of automatons running around trying to break into every single building in the district.  These things appeared about the same time as the power problems started.

The clanks do not belong to Miss Falcon, her’s offer you tea and a nice pattycake biscuit if you visit her power station.  No, these belong to someone else.  They dont belong to Doctor Obolensky (resident evil genius) either, his have moustaches and are far too fat to give chase.

These belong to…someone else.  I’m guessing the someone else is the same person who looks to have forcefully taken over the old Power Station and has erected a tesla needle on the roof of it.  The old TARDIS engines down here in the lab is opened up to 70%…lets see how far this saboteur of the power station is willing to play the power game with me…

Even more news in Clockhaven…poor Professor Lionheart…

He was found a few days ago with one of those nasty collar devices around his neck.  Needless to say the perpetrator is the Church of the Utterly Insane (builder).  All leads point to someone other than the church but im blaming the church anyway cause it is staffed by absolute evil people! EVIL I SAY!

Anyway, yes, poor Professor Lionheart.

I was in the gangplank with ‘Brother’ Lapis, but since i do not recognise the authority of The Church i will start calling the ‘Brothers’ and ‘Sisters’ Mr and Miss…that should get up their noses no end…where was i…ohhh yes, the Gangplank, or as i am now calling it…The Salt and Wound.

Myself, Miss Tesla (nice legs), Miss Faulkner (nice legs but would slap you if you looked), Miss Macbain (nice legs, shows them off a lot too), Scald (he’s green), MR Lapis (evil church person) and poor Professor Lionheart was all in the Salt and Wound enjoying a drink, even with the air of sullenness and evil covering the place due to Mr Lapis sitting there.

Everyone, apart from myself and the little green fellow, was taking jabs at poor Professor Lionheart, and Miss MacBain was relishing it.

I think Miss Macbain is turning to the dark side, shes spending far too much time with Mr Lapis, it looks like the utterly evil ways of the church is starting to rub off on her.

Thank god i spend most of my time in the Academy district, its nice and quiet there…

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  1. Stargirl Macbain Stargirl Macbain April 12, 2011

    *stares at the tag* I am NOT! He deserves it! Besides, I’ll take it off of him, I’m sure we have a key somewhere…maybe…

  2. Avariel Falcon Avariel Falcon April 12, 2011

    *continues trudging through the snow with a now drunk penguin*

    • Yang Moreau Yang Moreau April 12, 2011

      ::wonders how the penguin got drunk… !!! runs to chase a robotic dinosaur off of his barge with a wet mop::

      • Gabriell Anatra Gabriell Anatra April 13, 2011

        Fermented herring.

        Vile smelling stuff, that.

        Take kimche, limburger cheese, rotten onions and rotten eggs and let it all ferment together in a old sock in an old boot buried ubder a field latrine and you’ll get somthing roughly similar. 

        It is also quite useful as a chemical warfare agent akin to mustard gas.

        • Yang Moreau Yang Moreau April 13, 2011

          ::shudders at the thought, rubbing his sensitive nose as if he could really smell it:: Eegh, I think I get the idea…

  3. Jedburgh30 Dagger Jedburgh30 Dagger April 12, 2011

    *thinks Victor needs to switch to decaf*

  4. Grendel Footman Grendel Footman April 12, 2011

    could be worse, my factory was floating a few feet off the ground (building oversight apparntly))


  5. DoctorDinosaur Runner DoctorDinosaur Runner April 12, 2011

    *glares at the nixie tube display and whacks it with a hammer * “STOP. GETTING. LOWER!” *turns the dials up all the way and looks again at the readout*  “it’s like another Time Egg is interfering with the needle or something,  I NEED BETTER SHEILDING!!!”

  6. Glaubrius Valeska Glaubrius Valeska April 13, 2011

    The small phlogeston generator I have been working on in my lab … er …  at my rooms at the Arms … is crackling and issuing minute galvanic discharges, and it hasn’t even been seasoned yet!


  7. Tesla Tripsa Tesla Tripsa April 13, 2011

    Good post Victor (nice legs, a bit hairy)

  8. Avariel Falcon Avariel Falcon April 13, 2011

    [I imagine the way each party are turning up the dials to 11 that old power plant must be shaking on its foundations! Expect noise, electrical discharges on metal surfaces, strange auroras in the sky, smoke and possibly explosions! – This can’t end well.]

  9. Bookworm Hienrichs Bookworm Hienrichs April 13, 2011

    *Bookworm fiddles with the telegraph machine in the relocated Militia headquarters*


    Why isn’t this thing working?  I’d swear there’s nothing mechanically wrong with it…


    *goes back to thumping on it, muttering under her breath*

  10. Grendel Footman Grendel Footman April 13, 2011

    *tries to figure out why the factory logic engines are producing recipes for peach cobbler and not running the machinery like their supposed to*

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