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Journal Entry – 12th April 188*sound of a clank hammering on the lab door*
*runs to the front door and shouts at the automaton to go away…shakes his fist and calls the clanks creator a cad just for good measure*
*sits back down at his writing desk in the lab*
Well Journal…all i can say is
THIS CITY IS BECOMING MORE INSANE!
I’m sitting in here the relative DISCOMFORT of my old Lab in Clockhaven because of a bunch of automatons running around trying to break into every single building in the district. These things appeared about the same time as the power problems started.
The clanks do not belong to Miss Falcon, her’s offer you tea and a nice pattycake biscuit if you visit her power station. No, these belong to someone else. They dont belong to Doctor Obolensky (resident evil genius) either, his have moustaches and are far too fat to give chase.
These belong to…someone else. I’m guessing the someone else is the same person who looks to have forcefully taken over the old Power Station and has erected a tesla needle on the roof of it. The old TARDIS engines down here in the lab is opened up to 70%…lets see how far this saboteur of the power station is willing to play the power game with me…
Even more news in Clockhaven…poor Professor Lionheart…
He was found a few days ago with one of those nasty collar devices around his neck. Needless to say the perpetrator is the Church of the Utterly Insane (builder). All leads point to someone other than the church but im blaming the church anyway cause it is staffed by absolute evil people! EVIL I SAY!
Anyway, yes, poor Professor Lionheart.
I was in the gangplank with ‘Brother’ Lapis, but since i do not recognise the authority of The Church i will start calling the ‘Brothers’ and ‘Sisters’ Mr and Miss…that should get up their noses no end…where was i…ohhh yes, the Gangplank, or as i am now calling it…The Salt and Wound.
Myself, Miss Tesla (nice legs), Miss Faulkner (nice legs but would slap you if you looked), Miss Macbain (nice legs, shows them off a lot too), Scald (he’s green), MR Lapis (evil church person) and poor Professor Lionheart was all in the Salt and Wound enjoying a drink, even with the air of sullenness and evil covering the place due to Mr Lapis sitting there.
Everyone, apart from myself and the little green fellow, was taking jabs at poor Professor Lionheart, and Miss MacBain was relishing it.
I think Miss Macbain is turning to the dark side, shes spending far too much time with Mr Lapis, it looks like the utterly evil ways of the church is starting to rub off on her.
Thank god i spend most of my time in the Academy district, its nice and quiet there…