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Iron Bay Chef Entry #1: “Every Planet Has a North” Fells Gagh

“Every Planet Has a North” Fells Gagh

 Featuring North Fells Worms


1 chum bucket full of North Fells Worms (Alive to start)

1 Bottle of Red Wine from Mr. Mornington’s stores

Coffee Grounds and Cocoa Powder pillaged from Cocoa Java

A Dirty Handful of Cinderberries

Water from the sewers

Step 1:  Begin with the worms in a standard size chum bucket.  As quickly as you can, pour an entire bottle of Mr. Mornington’s cheapest red wine on top of them.  It should take roughly two minutes for the little buggars to become sluggish. (As we all know, North Fell worms are notorious alcoholics).

Step 2:  Use the empty bottle of wine to measure out one bottle’s worth of good ole’ Babbage sewer water.  In a cast iron skillet, bring the water to a boil.

Step 3:  Stir in the coffee grounds and cocoa powder (a fistful each) and lower the temperature to a simmer. 

Step 4:  Add the dried cinderberries.  Just as you see them begin to plump (this may take a while, boy those things are dry….) take them off the heat.

Step 5:  Pour the heated mixture over the worms (who will be absolutely smashed at this point) and serve immediately.

Enjoy your warrior’s brew!  Kappla!


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  1. Junie Ginsburg Junie Ginsburg September 28, 2013

    *thinks she may need a Morlock taster for this recipe too*

    • Nathan Adored Nathan Adored September 29, 2013

      Are you running out of Morlock tasters again?  oO

      • Junie Ginsburg Junie Ginsburg September 29, 2013

        Some recipes sound so…umm…delicious that they can’t be wasted on underdeveloped human palates.

        Yes.  That’s it.

  2. Victor1st Mornington Victor1st Mornington September 30, 2013

    This one has my vote, just cause it has a Doctor Who reference!  rofl!  :D

  3. June Forsythe June Forsythe September 30, 2013

    Yay!  I combined my two favorite geekdoms for this delicious recipie (Doctor Who and Star Trek)

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