Deceased relatives still embarrassing you? Moaning and chain-rattling not your thing? Former tenants keeping you awake at night? Mother-in-law still making your life Hell? Enemies long thought ‘taken care of‘ still being a nuisance? Try Ol’ Doc Emerson’s Ghosts-Be-Gone to alleviate all your unfortunate incorporeal woes. Guaranteed effective or you will receive a complete and 100% look of sympathy from me.
*Side effects may include, but are not limited to: dry mouth,
fits of giggles, mild paranoia, deep thoughts, profound understanding, inane banter,
culinary brilliance and an insatiable appetite.
Does the image represent the haunter or the hauntee?
Mister Lighthouse! Take that down this instant! You’re going to kill people with that tonic you’re selling!
– Dr. Henry Jekyll
Not to worry, fine sir, I have a pardon signed by the mayor’s personal assistant absolving me of all past, present and future alleged crimes. I should be fine, thanks for your concern.
Including forgery, I suspect?
And it’s not necessarily the legality of matter I’m concerned about, it’s the safety of it! Do you realize how many patients I’ve had in the last few days severely ill from quack tonics like yours?!
– Dr. Henry Jekyll