Deceased relatives still embarrassing you? Moaning and chain-rattling not your thing? Former tenants keeping you awake at night? Mother-in-law still making your life Hell? Enemies long thought ‘taken care of‘ still being a nuisance? Try Ol’ Doc Emerson’s Ghosts-Be-Gone to alleviate all your unfortunate incorporeal woes. Guaranteed effective or you will receive a complete and 100% look of sympathy from me.
*Side effects may include, but are not limited to: dry mouth,
fits of giggles, mild paranoia, deep thoughts, profound understanding, inane banter,
culinary brilliance and an insatiable appetite.