Journal Entry – September 5th 188 *watches thumper dive into the plate full of donuts*
“THUMPER! Leave those alone! I told you that your on a diet, sitting on my shoulder all day not getting any excercise…”
*Thumper looks up with sad eyes and jumps back on my shoulder*
So Dear Journal…
Here I was just mindning my own business, pleased with myself at the construction of the new study in the hotel full of quite a few rare books from my own personal library at my main home when i heard a strange noise outside…
Upon going to the front door of the hotel i was greeted with this…
It looks like someone has decided to graffiti my establishment! The HORROR!
I shall scrub that wall clean…in a week or two…it will not be my fault if members of the Church of the Lunatics happen to see said graffiti on the wall of my hotel…after all…it wasnt me who wrote it! No! I would never ruin the wall plastering of this old hotel with such vulgarity!
*purposefully leaves the journal page out for the public to see on his study desk*
*heads back to his lab with a bucket of freshly opened black paint and a used paintbrush and locks the paint and brush in a safe deposit box while chuckling away to himself*