Dr. Cornelius Dinosaur had his humble beginnings, running with his pack through Jurassic Babbage, working hard for the hunt, but unlike his packmates, he was a raptor with vision.
One of the first saurian inventors of his time, he brought such innovations as the Round Rock that Spins (mammals stole his invention and insist to this day it was they that created it!), the Burning Thing that Makes Food Inedible (also stolen by the mammals), and the hi5 cassette.
Eventually, utilizing advanced Jurassic technology (he has crystals!), and a blue box that used to belong to an odd hairless ape the pack had found and eaten, (it had tried to regenerate after, causing much stomache ailments and flatulence in the pack) Dr. Dinosaur built……A Dishwasher!.
Subsequently the realization there were no dishes back then dawned on him, and in anger, he smashed the console with a rock. This activated the machine and sent him forwards in time. Crashing down into the Vernian (ah, the days when it was the rugby field), he swam to shore as it sunk to the bottom.
Since then (and after finding that a 65 million year old bank account tends to grow to the point it is it’s own country), Dr. Dinosaur has settled in New Babbage, forming the Raptor party (we WILL bring Babbage back to traditional Jurassic values!) and dreams of the day when there are no more mammals.
(this pamphlet was published by the New Babbage Raptor Party, the future is in the past! and crystals! you’re mammal brains would never understand!)