To: Sir Sir Emerson Lighthouse and Madame Junie Ginsburg, proprietors of the Independent Drinking Establishment known as The Gangplank
From: Mr. Domingo Sebastiano da Gaminha Rendeiro, Designated Envoy of Mr. and Mrs. Scottie Melnik, proprietors of the Well Grounded and Right Honorable Drinking Establishment of ‘Cuffs.
In light of recent events to public drinking houses within the greater City, it seems expeditious that our establishments make a binding pact of nonagression and mutual aid. I will meet with you or your designated envoy on the neutral field of Mureaux Park, so that we may negotiate a treaty that is agreeable to both.
I await your reply.