Getting up from the bench nearest the cell in Militia HQ, I decided to do something a bit more productive than just sitting and watching Underby look like a beaten worm. Finding paper and a pen on the desk I scrawled out a quick list of tasks that needed to be accomplished throughout the day.
To Do:
[list]
[*]Arrest Underby Guard Underby
[*]Cook more blasted buttered porridge
[*]Assist in preparing reports and evidence surrounding the Pip/Underby incident
[*]Meditate at the Cathedral
[*]Confirm that Star is still alive and report back to Jed
[*]Patrol town, re-reading all of the graffiti and searching for any signs of Blondie or Martians
[*]Relax by pub-hopping with friends, sipping a mug of hot cocoa
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((What does your list look like these days?))
vive le chef du gruau!
Quite a list yes?
((Mr. Miggins, the coroner, has the body. I never saw it.))
Hmm, let me see…
[list]
[*]Get out for daily constitutional
[*]Pick up new tram timetable
[*]Find shower rose and some pipe for that thing
[*]Make pictures of railings
[*]Do not mess with Sky and/or Jed
Salute Sky and jed for a good job
Shoot Loosestrife
Get Star safe
shoot Loosestrife again for good measure
drink plenty of rum and absinthe
oil monster
feed it to the wiggyfish. Preferably dead first, but optional.
activity or disposal of mortal remains , planned or otherwise. Dinner.
1. Finish my drink
2. Check pistol is loaded
3. Check flask is full
4. Clean and fill pipe
5. Give Loosestrife a loaded gun. (Just for the heck of it.)
6. Get Bouquet of flowers
7. Court Jed
“7. Court Jed.”
Nell will be heartbroken.
“Nell will be heartbroken”
Then why did she marry her lacky?
1. wake up
2. drink coffee
3. shake head at Sky going around in circles and staring at walls
4. drink more coffee
5. wonder what that switch does and if its a good idea to pull it
6. drink more coffee
7. see what happens when you combine cavorite and gravitium
8. clean up mess
9. send Lia new crate of pumpkin spice
10. go to bed (after drinking coffee)
1) Bake pies
2) Get that woman out of my house
3) Get Yoyo out of jail
4) Get you my pretties and your little dog too!
5) Enslave mayor and run city quietly from the sidelines
6) Bake cookies
((Underby’s list
*play harmonica
*practice holding onto soap in shower
*get jailhouse tatts
*contemplate revenge
*cry to lawyer
*try not to swallow file in Phaedra’s pie
*buff up on exercise time))