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This morning’s Canal Street Snitch shared the following advertisement…

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  1. Garnet Psaltery Garnet Psaltery September 1, 2012

    Dear Mr. Knavish,

    I know little about Photoshop and, if only for that reason, am not applying for the post.  I am, however, very good at spelling and laughing witheringly should you ever require a proof-reader cum critic.  You may pay me in lozenges.

    Yours truly,

    Miss Garnet Psaltery

    • The Reporter The Reporter September 2, 2012

      Dear Miss Psaltery,

        I thank you for your answering of the advertisement posted just yesterday in the Snitch.  While I appreciate your offer, and may yet intend to make use of your services, it would aid me still more to locate a gifted “Photoshop-er”.  If you know of any, please let them to know where they may apply.

        ((If you are truly interested in providing proofreading services or writing as a critic for the ‘Snitch’ when it re-debuts, please send an email our way.))

      Most Respectfully,

      Mr. Alastair Knavish

  2. Osric Worbridge Osric Worbridge September 2, 2012

    I have experiance with photoshop. (Currently using GIMP, it gets the job done.)

    • The Reporter The Reporter September 2, 2012

      Mr. Worbridge,

      Excellent!  May I correspond ((via our email)) further with you on the matter? If so, I look forward to hearing from you!

      Most Respectfully,

      Mr. Alastair Knavish

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