I had a great time fishing last night. Your shack has never looked better. As a token of our alliance since the end of the unfortunate Bar Wars of last summer I am sending you an autographed portrait (Victor Mornington got one before Christmas and I don’t want you to think I was playing favourites).
Think of it as a late Valentine’s.
Sir Sir Emerson Lighthouse,
MD, PHD, NBE, Double Knighted (Thrice Retired)