I’m quite certain my Dyson would lose in a battle with this spider:
http://www.microbotic.org/Steam2.htm
If you haven’t tripped across the creations of Christopher Conte, let this be a chance to do so. Be sure to check out the other gems in the portfolio tab. :)
I’ve fought tooth and nail to not look at this post because I’m terrified of spiders. Afters screaming for ten minutes straight, I have come to the conclusion this is a great image.