NEW BABBAGE TO SINK INTO THE GROUND!
Alarming new evidence has come to light that the City is at risk of falling into the ground below. Many miles of sewer tunnels are crumbling into disrepair which is bad enough, but to make matters worst, someone or something has been digging through foundations of some of the most well known city locations.
Locations effected!
• City Hall – fresh from being renovated now risks being torn down as a sink hole has appeared outside north east entrance
• Brunel Hotel – A great hole now leads directly into the hotels cellar storage room leaving Mr Morningtons great collection of fine-ish wine free for the taking!
• Krakenwell Factory – The historical and sacred crypt that marks the spot where a medieval Abby once stood has been vandalised by a huge hole dug into the walls.
All these great holes lead into the Babbage Sewer System and more holes are appearing every day. When are we going to hear from the City Mayor, when will the sewers finally receive the much needed maintenance they surely need. It’s only a matter of time before buildings start to collapse into these tunnels. What if the first to collapse is an orphanage? think of the little children, they are all at risk!
Babbage Chronicle Periodicle – Marcus Goodbee
dead Orphans! profit forbid! think of the loss, all that cheap labor gone!
I see a big opportunity for selling fill dirt and concrete.
*peers into the hole*
Its almost safe?
*ponders*
Hang on… a tunnel into Mr Goa..Mornington’s place, and it ain’t ours? Disgraceful!