Dear Maid,
Sorry for the mess. You have been very accomodating. I would like to leave you with a tip but am not sure of what is appropriate. I have therefore left a signed, blank cheque on the bedside table. Please fill in your name and an amount you feel is fair.
Sincerely,
Victor Mornington
PS. That drawing is a piece of artwork nothing more. Please ignore any references to ‘Plan’
Priceless! The big bridge reference is a little worrying, but then this is just a work of art.
We gots a Horta?
Shhh – it’s a secret. ;-)
Oh dear. Watch out for that moonshine. Friend of mine drank to much and went flat out insane!