Last night me and me friend Nat was trying to catch the beest which ‘ad tried to eat me pup and some people too! Nobody would beleeve us ’bout the hideous creeture so we ‘ad erected a trap for purpose of apre’ending the foul wretch and I st..borrowed camera aperatus for us to get evidence of ‘im. A peculiar gent in a black cloak appeared and warned us that the beast “has the strength of ten men and cannot die!” … and ‘e said that nobody is safe who dusnt ‘ave fighting skils and then ‘e said ‘e ‘ad to go cus the sun woz cuming up. Before we culd questyon the meesterious fellow more the beast was upon us! It is a creeture of such fearsumness to behold that I right nearly pood my breetches! It looks like a bloated baby goblin which as just been given birth too and ‘as a stench of rotting cabbage. Anyways, it got entangled in our trap and I managed to get a plate of the foul thing but then it escaped and chased me mucker Nat saying “flesh!…yum” and sumfing that sounded like “ragoo” and then it took a chunk out of ‘is leg! I think I got it wid me slingshot and it ran off leaving me old mate Nat bleedin like a bleedin bloody thing! I raised the alarm and as luck would ‘ave it Mr Canis, Mr Melnik, Mr Tchailenov and Mrs Netizen was able to ‘elp poor old Nat to Doc Watsons place and patch ‘im up. I aint gonna sit around and let no ‘orrible beest take a chunk out of me old mucker Nat! You mark my words I is gonna make that blighter pay and I ‘ave started makin me plans for the MkII Iron cage trap and will be needing ten strong gents to test it for its robustnessing as soon as ive nic…aquired some materials from the ironworks.
The Beast of Babbage!
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