SuperVillain Try Outs: Now is the time for those of you with a maniacal laugh, tyrannical motives and an aptitude for making minions to step into the spotlight. The contest is going to be held entirely on the BAR ( http://cityofnewbabbage.online/reader/ ).
There will be three posts/events for hopefuls to compete in, this is the second:
2-Fashion Show: Presentation is key. Show others who is in charge by how you dress. Submit at least one picture of your attire, accessories, and any other finery you wish to use to display your power. (Maximum number of pictures per participant is three.)
(Bystanders and Hecklers are allowed to comment as well!)
My photogragh is forthcoming. In true spirit of this Contest…… WAIT FOR IT, proto-minions!
(In other words, RL has held me in the physical world more than the virtual today. I’ll get a photo by Tuesday. And I have my attire in mind… muahahahaha yes I do. You have two days to brace yourselves.)
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Stylish lines and a well manicured moustache. Black is always fashionable.
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Mode of transportation should also contain a certain flair.
long black coats, perfect for any concealed devices such as bomb detonators, deathrays, novilty bobbleheads.
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And Stomping buildings in a campaign of destructions easier whan you have your own, pilotable steam powered T-Rex (with upgraded arms, the previous ones couldn’t quite reach the buildings)
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And of course I couldn’t do it all myself, let’s hear it for my minions!
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Arnold looks at Tepic, armed with a slingshot, a trash can lid as a shield, a pot for a helmet, and pillows as armor wrapped with a belt. Felisa has a pile of sticks. The cat himself has his claws, which wouldn’t do anything against something that wasn’t flesh and blood, a balloon, and a statue.
Somewhere along the line I’ve made some very poor decisions. Waking up this morning for example. That was just stupid.
Small Arms Fire
Yes….that’s how the test run on the original Mecha-Rex went…..
((With a pun like that, you are obviously a villain of the highest order. Good job. *grin*))
When dressing for the part of “Super Villain” it is important to look the part…
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Today’s Super Villain must dress in such a way as to be imposing and practical…
Long coats provide protection, pockets for dastardly devices, and hiding places for larger sinister items. Having a GIANT FREAKING HAMMER doesn’t hurt either… unless you’re on the business end ;-)
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You look like you stole Captain Harlock’s hairdresser and Erwin Rommel’s laundrybasket.
*writes a brief note and hands it to String Bean for delivery*
Dear Captain Reynolds,
Thank you again for the jacket, it has come in quite handy in my travels. The pants were a bit tight however.
St. J
STRING BEAN! Deliver this to the airship Serenity, ASAP
More importantly, when performing “Super Villain” tasks, you should also have appropriate decor for issuing your villainy… why use a chair when you can have a throne? Thrones are so much cooler than measly chairs… And you look so much more intimidating…
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Not the manliest pose. Makes me think you need to go weewee.
*looks at the discarded bottles of rum lying everywhere…*
That was a bad idea…
*stumbles out the back door to the alley behind the theater, stumbles back in a few minutes later…*
Feeling better, he begins to write a note, then hands it to String Bean to deliver it. The note read…
“Dear. Dr. Dino,
Sorry
St. J”
with a dainty pose like that, I’m surprised he’s not wearing a dress!
A villian should always wear black. Strangley enough, the vast majority of my clothing wardrobe seems to be full of black or dark clothes….
A villian should also look regal, top hat is required, but enough decay and entropy to give off an air of evil…cane is required as well, preferably a solid brass one which I also seem to have for some reason…to beat minions over the head with…thats if i had any minions….
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I think having a monocle is very important for a SuperVillain!
and the ability to go Muuuwaaaaaa!
And ‘evil’ white hair, don’t forget that …… oh …. you didn’t …. *cowers*.
There’s a Miss London and a Mister Kelly waiting to talk to you.
Wears black, regal, has gadgets, a lair, minions…
Maybe the future face of evil should be unicorn shaped! Yay!
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Waaaaay to perkie to be evil :-)
I don’t wear black and I don’t need a hat.
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A keg of G. S. Distillery Capt. Red’s Revenge rum & The Cepholopod Intruder flying machine?…..This super-villainess is ready!
What a bunch of dandies you are, the lot of you!
This is how one should attire oneself. Supervillian? Pah! This is how EVERYONE should dress.
Black, regal, top hat, cane, decay, entropy, blah blah blah.
*dismisses the whole foolish ordeal with a wave of her hand*
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Foolish creatures.
One needn’t dress in black to be sinister. One needn’t even have fur as black as midnight — except for fashionably-placed shocks of white highlights, of course.
One need merely be… inevitable.
Here I am looking quite dapper indeed, patiently waiting for twilight to arrive.
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I have heard of this Twilight. Not the sort of thing I’d be admitting to be waiting for in public. Trashy literature at best.
Is she the pony of your dreams, Helio? Tsk! You’re married! Have some decency. ::chuckles::
I assume Twilight is the name one of those bizzarre 2-dimensional equine entities that come through the city from time to time?
Never tagged you for a brony, despite the hooves…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAbc5uQXJo
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The White Witch of Narnia had the right idea. She had her Turkish Delight while I have a nice Panamanian Hacienda la Esmeralda Geisha brew… and believe me, that’s a bean neither Viiiiiiictor or Blackberry can find or afford. Served from my hat, the townsfolk grow to love the brew, and associate me with it’s wonderfulness. What shall happen when I take off my hat, and deny them what they’ve grown addicted to? Well, look closer. Meet my last victims.
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Oh my stars, garters, and undercrackers, Ceej!! Did you make that fab hat!? [agog in admiration] If so, your building creating skills have grown by leaps & bounds! Oh the intricacies!
~Red
Oh, I wish! I’ve become a better builder but this is a creation I found in a Hunt! I’m very glad you like it! Would you like a cup of coffee, perhaps? *completely non-dangerous smile*
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It’s always good to have a proper labcoat for work, but there’s no reason it has to be drab and boring white, is there?
And of course, the obligatory black suit, but once again, no reason it has to all be so drab. Purple is such a regal color after all and lends a certain air of mystery to one’s personage.
Prince called. He wants his wardrobe back.
::chuckles:: He’ll just have to wait, I’m not done with it yet.
Hmm. If no one is going to announce the winner of the Villian contest, maybe I shall simply GRAB the prize and run with it!
I’M A SUPER VILLIAN! *brandishes trophy*
*wobbles, falls over*
*that’s a heavy trophy*
*swipes trophy from Ceejay and holds it behind her back*
Now now…
Ballots are currently being tallied by the Churchies and hopefully I’ll be able to make an official announcement prior to this weekend.
Until then all of you dream your dreams of grandeur.
((And thank you for your patience. :) ))
When you’re as old as I am, you become accustomed to waiting.
A prince…I mean, an effective supervillian cultivates patience in order to carry out devious plans with greater subtlety.
Ceejay.
*somehow manages to smirk and scowl simultaneously*
When I’m as old as you are I’ll be dead!
Patience. It’s a virtue, you know. You are encouraging our next supervillian to be virtuous? Tsk Tsk.
(Sky! I hear ya. Couldn’t resist! I’m sure you’ve had plenty to juggle, in your own good time, my dear!)