To Whom It May Concern, Or Will Concern If I Catch You,
Whichever thieving scoundrel is stealing my lumber from my build site, and slowing down the construction of Starhelm Manor, I formally request that you stop. It’s hard enough to get lumber shipments in, when we have a curfew and riots and all manner of nonsense. But then some scalliwag has to sneak in at night and steal the lumber I already have!
It’s a shame and a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY that you would do such a thing. And if I catch you, I’m going to horse-whip you in the train station and ship you off to the Mainland.
Captain Alexis Sommerfeld
The Starhelm Trading Company