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Snake witnessed attacking visitors.

The following message was taken from a public service flier:

Recently a snake-like creature with fins has been slithering around town, and has been seen regularly outside The Gangplank and Fullarton House.

Earlier today several eyewitnesses saw it dragging a body into the Vernian sea.

Hours later another eyewitness saw it attack and drag another body towards the wharf.

Many of the witnesses were worried until someone pointed out that it had only
attacked those weird doctors with the blue boxes at this point. 

((The photographer might have been able to help this man while getting this extreme closeup, but they ‘had better things to do with their time.  Such as not die.’))

Several of the witnesses were ready to kill the serpent on the spot, although at least one of them asked if it was truly a dangerous menace or a natural form of pest control.

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  1. Orpheus Angkarn Orpheus Angkarn April 13, 2011

    glad to see someone is doing something about the tennoob population… hahaha!

  2. Gabriell Anatra Gabriell Anatra April 13, 2011


    It is the cycle of life in operation.

  3. DoctorDinosaur Runner DoctorDinosaur Runner April 13, 2011

    You know….he has an uncanny resemblance to the primate I got my Time Egg from, sqeaky voiced bastard gave me indigestion!

  4. Stargirl Macbain Stargirl Macbain April 13, 2011

    Oh oh! I hope victor isn’t right and that snake is not my fault! Though…I suppose since it was just eating a Tennoob it’s not so bad…

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