Me best mate Skyler’s dead!
We was gonna meet cos he had some news, but he was croaked!
When he dinna show up, me an Lo went to look for him at Gangplank, figgerin he was drunk again. or still.
He wasn’t there but nearby we found his shoe! He never is without. The other shoe was near a door, the door led to a manhole, the manhole led to sewer, sewer led to Skyler!
He was stone cold, he was. Just then a bloke showed up and we asked fer help, and he carried Skyler to warmest spot I know nearby, the post office engine room.
Doc Sunnysteve came and said he was too late, we was all too late, Skyler was gone already.
Missus Netizen came and I took her an the rest down to sewer where we found Skyler, then up to Gangplank. And there was Skyler! Only a ghost of him. But he dinna know he was croaked.
Stormy is gonna look into it. I hope it’s good.
-dictated but not read
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