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Purple problems…

Avariel Falcon gave Unit #12 a stern look, or at least as stern a look as a unicorn can give.

“So… let me get this right… you decided to paint the power station roof purple because a mushroom told you to?”.

Unit #12 clicked and chattered for a moment before the unicorn cut him off.

“I don’t care if the mushroom had a valid code card! We don’t take orders from walking fungus!”.

Avariel stomped her hooves!

“You may well ‘Trust the fungus’ but that is not the point! This is going to take at least a week to clean up!”.

The dark unicorn sighed…

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  1. Victor1st Mornington Victor1st Mornington May 12, 2012

    Mornington wandered back to the hotel with a cup of coffee in his hand…as he got closer he noticed a little clockwork unit jumping off of his roof…

    “awwwwwww Avariel must have sent the little fella over to fix that annoying leak….awwwww”

    Upon closer inspection Mornington noticed that the tiles had been painted…Purple…


  2. Avariel Falcon Avariel Falcon May 12, 2012

    In a quiet forgotten corner of a quiet forgotten steam tunnel under the power station the disheveled bearded figure of the hobo hacker danced with glee!

    “Purple! Purple! Puuuuurple! Mwhahahahaha! he he!”…

  3. Junie Ginsburg Junie Ginsburg May 12, 2012

    Mushrooms put the “fun” in “fungus!”

  4. Emerson Lighthouse Emerson Lighthouse May 12, 2012

    It’s okay Unit #12… sometimes the mushrooms speak to me as well.


  5. DoctorDinosaur Runner DoctorDinosaur Runner May 13, 2012

    ((trust the fungus?!  now I’m having flashbacks to the Super Mario Bros. Movie…IBLAME YOU UNICORN!!!))

  6. Breezy Carver Breezy Carver May 13, 2012

    ohh ..  she stomped  her hoofs ..  claps claps what fun !!  :)

  7. Polenth Yue Polenth Yue May 15, 2012

    I endorse trusting the fungus, because I’m totally truthworthy and would never lie. I’ve never seen that clockwork before, because I’m down in the caves and he’s up doing stuff that I’ve never seen him do, because I’ve never met him before. It’s not that I like purple anyway. I’m more blue with a hint of red than actually purple.

    Also, if anyone had any gears that went missing last Tuesday, I haven’t seen them.

  8. Avariel Falcon Avariel Falcon May 21, 2012

    A disheveled man sat at the top of the solar collector tower watching the clockwork as they cleaned purple paint from the cities roofs.

    Throwing a half empty bottle of absinthe in the general direction of the clockwork he shouted!

    “You may have defeated my purple plan, but the world will hear from The Hobo Hacker again!”.


  9. Mr Tenk Mr Tenk May 21, 2012

    *issues scrub brushes and bucket to the guilty parties*

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