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Parx Experimental Journal July 188X redux

It is a sad day when you are unable to trust the quality of the components you receive in order to construct your next Infernal Device. It’s bad enough when it’s a simple device failure. A transducer blacks out and the system shuts down and you need to replace it. Like Christmas lights.

But when the transmitter loops back on itself and effectively allows your machanosaur creations to roam free unsupervised, that’s just unacceptable!

Months of work ruined with robots either becoming target practice for the abominable inkeeper or sunk at the bottom of the Port. Perhaps those at least can be salvaged.

Even that I-must-stick-my-nose-into-everything Hienrichs woman was there. Scolding me for a few small fires! Bah! The woman needs to stick to her filing cabinets. At least she didn’t bring the Militia to storm my home this time.

Hmmm. Christmas lights. I wonder… Mechanical Helper Elves. I wonder if Phaedra is busy over the next few months?

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  1. Tepic Harlequin Tepic Harlequin June 28, 2014

    Blimey! i goes up the Fells fer a few hours, just collectin a few things… healthy stuff, herbs an such, nuffin dangerous or nuffin, an some bloke sets fire ter half the City! Coulda waited till i were there, misses all the fun i does…. mutter…. grumble……

  2. Peregrine Pelham Peregrine Pelham June 28, 2014

    I very much appreciate these efforts to clear unproductive land for the purpose of building more factories!

    • Professor Parx Professor Parx June 29, 2014

      Good thing you didn’t try opening the doors.

  3. Phaedra Underby Phaedra Underby June 29, 2014

    I don’t know what all of the fuss was about. It was only a little mistake.

    • Arthur Serpente Arthur Serpente June 29, 2014

      Well, to be fair, a coffeehouse was damaged. It’s not like we have those to spare, and besides, many of us prefer to put our whiskey into something. 

  4. DoctorDinosaur Runner DoctorDinosaur Runner July 1, 2014

     sauropodomorphs??  a bipedal design  would have been much sleeker, and more maneuverable.  And never trust parts imported from Acme,   stupid humans.

    • Avariel Falcon Avariel Falcon July 1, 2014

      But quadrupeds have more fun!

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