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Obolenskidonia is at hand!

Archivist note: This post is from an older recovered archive.


==Original Post==
Mwahahahaha!

Tremble before me you insignificant worms!

Just last evening, my ship came in, quite literally! Some of you may remember my mechanical army that occasionally patrolled my former lair at Clockspire Cove.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4152/4988472386_bfbec40ff9.jpg

Well, little did any of you suspect, that far from being destroyed when Clockspire met it’s doom, they were spirited away to a secret warehouse! A few improvements here and there, and they were ready for the Day of Reckoning! Today!

My cunning plans have removed the Clockwinder from the picture, and when, or should I say if, his dull-witted sidekick returns from his diplomatic mission, he will find New Babbage to be a thing of past, and Obolenskidonia risen in it’s place!

Some of you will find my rule an easy yoke, as you will be shrewd enough not to irritate me with babble like "But I don’t want to work in the factory", or "Please, please, not my spleen."

Others, will not be so intelligent, and will find themselves quickly in the clutches of my merciless mechanical minions!

Those of you interested in positions in the lucrative fields of tax collection, curfew enforcement, sweatshop management, or counter-revolutionary elimination, please contact my agents.

-Overlord Obolensky, MD, CVB.

==Comments (Page 1)==
*Reply by Doctor Obolensky on June 9, 2009 at 9:30pm
(( Note that I haven’t placed very many of my Smashington guards around town, in order to not take up a whole lot of prims. Feel free to imagine there are lots more about.

Feel free to turn revolutionary, shout slogans, and be oppressed. All for fun, of course.

And remember, no deposing me until the Clockwinder returns! Although, of course, you can still strike back against my evil regime, just no quick complete victories. :)
))

*Reply by Mr. Tenk on June 9, 2009 at 9:39pm
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((and he really is your landlord right now. all real estate transactions have to go through him. Enjoy.))

*Reply by Bookworm Hienrichs on June 9, 2009 at 9:42pm
”gasp”

You fiend! You villain! I thought you were up to something when I saw that first mechanical down at the docks, but this?! Where is our Clockwinder, you cad?

*Reply by Gabrielle Riel on June 9, 2009 at 10:08pm
Gabrielle Riel here, reporting on the breaking news in the fate of Clockwinder Tenk:

http://newbabbage.ning.com/forum/topics/the-clockwinders-fate-lots-of

And Doctor Obolensky…I trust that there will not be any changes to the tradition of free media in New Babbage? Radio Riel prides itself on reporting the facts, without bias.

If I hear the words "fair and balanced" coming from you or any of your spokespeople?

”growls”

*Reply by Edward Pearse, Duke of Argylle on June 9, 2009 at 11:17pm
Down with the Fink!

*Reply by Breezy Carver on June 10, 2009 at 12:56am
but but you didn’t make the cut of best all time villains .. ummm no there is no Obolensky there ..none at all .. perhaps in the works ???
(( welcome home .. so pleased to have you and your rather extream humor back :) !!!))
twirlsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss away safe and sound to Piermont yay !!!

*Reply by Osric Worbridge on June 10, 2009 at 1:54am
You will be defeated, you villain!

*Reply by Jarvis Jaggernov on June 10, 2009 at 2:48am
But I don’t want to work in the factory

*Reply by Cadmus Lupindo on June 10, 2009 at 2:57am
Hmmm…Obolenskidonia you say? I prefer Lupindoland. I would like to apply for the "counter-revolutionary elimination" position. *smiles*

*Reply by Elilka Sieyes on June 10, 2009 at 7:02am
That blackguard! I hereby temporarily revoke all rules about making nitroglycerin in the sitting room.

I said temporarily.

*Reply by Katherine Montpark on June 10, 2009 at 10:18am
”stocks up on chocolate at Ceejay’s place” Yeh, down with Oblensky an’ such!

Hmm…wonder if people will be forgetting t’lock up their valuables less often wot with all th’ hullabaloo…

*Reply by Viv Trafalgar on June 10, 2009 at 10:33am
Kat! Taking advantage of a situation such as this to promote your own ends? I’ve never! Er. ok. well… hmph. ::gives up::

”stocks up on tomatoes for smiting the very large Smashington”

… what was I forgetting. hmmm. there was something. Oh yes,

GASP! Cower!

==Comments (Page 2)==
*Reply by Capt. Red Llewellyn on June 10, 2009 at 11:12am
Oh Gelving, you’re such a delightful scamp! ”smiles warmly and laughs softly” the things you *will* get up to….

”wonders now if she can bring in her heretofore declared sold pirate ship from the dock she’s been secretly storing it in Winterfell, just waiting for the right moment!”

*Reply by Scarlet Jaggernov on June 10, 2009 at 12:17pm
((Ahahahah ^^ That’s brilliant!)) *gasps in horror* You brigand! You will not be victorious!

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