My latest invention: the Serpentine. A compressed air gun which fires live, poisonous snakes. An elegant weapon which combines the elements of chemical and psychological warfare.
Guaranteed to be Reasonably Safe.
For sale now on the factory floor: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Babbage%20Palisade/15/22/106/
My thanks to Gabriell Anatra for her serpent gun comment which inspired this creation.
Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes…
Testimonial of Weapons Tester for Ying Industries:
I’ve been impressed with the Industries’ past triumphs of the Cheese Gun, the Bustle Launcher, the Present Thrower, the Duckie Blunderbuss and I must say that this new innovation deserves a place among the rest.
Why snakes, you ask? That’s the wrong attitude! When encountering a foe one should ask, “Why not snakes?”
An added benefit of this new gun is that the creepy little critters actually follow who you shoot them at! Brilliant!
Ohh! I want one.
Did someone say a duckie blunderbuss?
Why yes she did…
A cheese gun?
*scampers over to factory to see if there are samples available*
It’d go well with your potato gun! *grin*
::sputters, setting his teacup down in a hurry:: Are you sure you’re not related to my
mother?! Good heavens, she’d have a field day in your shop! Flying snakes, next
thing you know, you’ll be throwing carp at people. Be careful, that road to
madness, Mrs. Ying. It passes down to your descendants…
snakes on a vector!
Ah, yes, just the thing to break up associations of rabble . .
Quite The Fashion easta !! You be there … ((always))
Just Stunning and so most handy too !!