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New from Ying Research Company

My latest invention: the Serpentine.  A compressed air gun which fires live, poisonous snakes. An elegant weapon which combines the elements of chemical and psychological warfare.

Guaranteed to be Reasonably Safe.

For sale now on the factory floor:


My thanks to Gabriell Anatra for her serpent gun comment which inspired this creation.

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  1. Jedburgh30 Dagger Jedburgh30 Dagger April 22, 2011

    Snakes.  Why’d it have to be snakes…

  2. Sky Melnik Sky Melnik April 22, 2011

    Testimonial of Weapons Tester for Ying Industries:

    I’ve been impressed with the Industries’ past triumphs of the Cheese Gun, the Bustle Launcher, the Present Thrower, the Duckie Blunderbuss and I must say that this new innovation deserves a place among the rest.

    Why snakes, you ask? That’s the wrong attitude! When encountering a foe one should ask, “Why not snakes?”

    An added benefit of this new gun is that the creepy little critters actually follow who you shoot them at! Brilliant!

  3. Holocluck Henly Holocluck Henly April 22, 2011

    Did someone say a duckie blunderbuss?

  4. Sheryl Skytower Sheryl Skytower April 22, 2011

    A cheese gun?

    *scampers over to factory to see if there are samples available*

    • Bookworm Hienrichs Bookworm Hienrichs April 22, 2011

      It’d go well with your potato gun! *grin*

  5. Kristos Sonnerstein Kristos Sonnerstein April 22, 2011


    ::sputters, setting his teacup down in a hurry:: Are you sure you’re not related to my
    mother?! Good heavens, she’d have a field day in your shop! Flying snakes, next
    thing you know, you’ll be throwing carp at people. Be careful, that road to
    madness, Mrs. Ying. It passes down to your descendants…


  6. Gabriell Anatra Gabriell Anatra April 24, 2011

    Ah, yes, just the thing to break up associations of rabble . .

  7. Breezy Carver Breezy Carver April 24, 2011

    Quite The Fashion easta !!  You be there … ((always))

    Just Stunning and so most handy too !!

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