Mr. Hefner called. He wants his jacket back.
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Now the next important question: Does that mean Phae is a bunny now?
She refuses to wear the ears.
Ahem.
*laughs and laughs…then laughs some more*
*grins* You know, sometimes life is good.
*falls over laughing*
I once went out with a girl, who kept mistaking Stan Lee for Hugh Hefner, I think it was the girl dressed like Stripperella standing by him at a con that did it
Stan Lee IS the Hugh Hefner of nerds.
I believe there was a cameo by Stan Lee in Iron Man where he’s mistaken for the Hef.
I see Phaedra has already dressed you in Garnet’s old clothing… the sentimental wretch. She is still hung up on the lack of attention. Poor thing.
Oh, Yoyo, I know what you’re worried about! But don’t fret, you’ll always be the only man I’ve ever tight-laced into a corset.
I would say that you were the only woman who has tight-laced me into a corset, however, that would be a monumental fib. And as everyone knows, I am loathe to lie.
Every day I am more and more glad I poisoned that hideous Soup woman.
Ere this is over, ye shall bitterly rue those words.
You have clearly forgotten who I am.
You, my dear, have clearly forgotten that I know precisely who you are.
::slowly tilts his head at Underby:: You wouldn’t perchance once long ago have had long white hair, did you? At times I swear I was looking at an old friend, but hearing you’ve worn a corset, I wonder even more of the resemblance.
((*typist desperately tries to hold back laughter* In context or out of context, that is a line!))
Mrs. Underby did you ever find your skirt? Last time I saw you you didn’t have one. You had a napkin tied around your waist dat you kept tryin’ to tell me was a skirt.