Archivist note: This post is from an older recovered archive.
((Posted by Wiggy Undertone on May 16, 2010))
In a strange turn of events, our own mayor, Mosseveno Tenk, has been jailed. No, he is not guilty of any crime. Instead, Mayor Tenk graciously agreed to be imprisoned while attending the Robber Barron Ball for a good cause. He has since been transferred to the Militia HQ jail, and will remain locked up until $10,000L is raised.
Please show your support. Donations can be arranged through Breezy Carver. That is all.
==Comments (page 1)==
*Reply by Zaida Marie Thibideaux Gearbox on May 16, 2010 at 6:09pm
Den why everyone keep tellin’ me dat him in jail for being bad? I kicked Mr. Cleanslate in de shins three times and called Miz Breezy bad. Now you tellin’ me dat Mr. Tenk agreed to be put in de jail? *face/palm*
Goes to sit faithfully beside Mr. Tenk’s cell
Reply by Skyler ‘Artful Dodger’ Gant on May 16, 2010 at 6:12pm
So what happens if the $10,000L goal is not reached? Will he remain imprisoned?
Hurries away, grabbing his jug of rum as he walks quickly away
*Reply by Wiggy Undertone on May 16, 2010 at 7:48pm
I’m unsure of what would happen if the $10,000L goal is not reached. As for the mayor, he seems quite content to relax in the cell. Of course that might change if the jail runs out of soured milk…
*Reply by Ceejay Writer on May 16, 2010 at 10:20pm
The event is making international news!
and the follow up….
*Reply by Byron Wexhome on May 19, 2010 at 8:30pm
I wonder if the Snitch can do up a page like that….
*Reply by Rip Wirefly on May 17, 2010 at 12:50am
Actually the 10,000 was to break him out, there was more raised to put him back in…
*Reply by Emperor Crumb on May 17, 2010 at 11:45am
I spent 45 years in a cell almost the same size… they can be quite cozy!
*Reply by Sheryl Skytower on May 17, 2010 at 11:52am
digs in pocket
I gotz some lint, some waffle crumbs, a piece of chocolate… *munching sound*, no piece of chocolate, a loose screw…
*Reply by Mr. Tenk on May 18, 2010 at 1:04pm
((if i understood this right… since 10k was achieved, i had the option of going back to prison rather than have to be Nice for a month. how long am i in for???))
*Reply by Penelope Strathearn on May 18, 2010 at 1:10pm
Taking the easy way out, are you? *grin*
*Reply by Breezy Carver on May 18, 2010 at 1:23pm
one week !!!
*Reply by Rip Wirefly on May 18, 2010 at 5:02pm
((it was 10,000 to break you out and make you be nice, in essence, make the rfl total 70,000, if then the total of 90,000 was reached you would go back to prison for a week, not having to be nice, or dance at the ball, 90,000 was surpassed so that is why Tenk is in jail for a week))
==Comments (page 2)==
*Reply by Ceejay Writer on May 18, 2010 at 7:16pm
((if he’s in prison, he can’t raise my tier. *runs amok*))
*Reply by Mr. Tenk on May 19, 2010 at 4:02pm
((right, got it. as the result of a wager i’m obligated to stay in this cell until saturday night. what could possibly go wrong?))
*Reply by Wiggy Undertone on May 21, 2010 at 7:01pm
I think that we may have trouble getting Mayor Tenk to leave the jail. He seems to be having a fine time! Why, just this evening Mayor Tenk and Mr. Underby engaged in a friendly game of cards. The guard was quite amused as he related the antics of the Mayor and Mr. Underby. Seems that Mayor Tenk did eventually win out, but only by the thinest margin. I am pleased that we have a fine, upstanding citizen like Mr. Underby who is willing to take time out of his busy day to help relieve the Mayor’s boredom. Huzzah Mr. Underby!!
My understanding is that Mr. Underby has demanded a rematch…
*Reply by Mr. Tenk on May 21, 2010 at 10:18pm
It seems Mr. Underby has not been in town long enough to know about the luck of the Tenk family. No one in his right mind would come to the table with a Tenk outside of the old city. When are the priests going to lift the quarantine so we can go there again?