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Little Black Book: Emerson is STILL a Dick!

That DICK! He KNEW I had been working on my go-devil for the past fortnight to get it tuned up for the races! He KNEW I was going to win. So what does he do?

TELL EVERYONE BUT ME THAT HE HAD MOVED THE STARTING TIME OF THE RACE UP ONE HOUR.

Then when I finally did show up, he wouldn’t even accept my challenge for a one-on-one heat. He KNOWS he can’t win against me!

And where the hell are those bottles and labels we ordered?

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4 Comments

  1. Emerson Lighthouse Emerson Lighthouse February 17, 2015

    You are really too high-strung, Squire. You need to relax
    and spend more time looking at the bright side of life through half full, rose
    coloured glasses. Throw back the curtains and take a deep breath. It’s a snow
    day today. The kind of day to toss another log on the fire, pour a second
    coffee and look for a fresh crossword. Don’t worry about the race you missed
    because you slept in. I’m sure you would have done fine had you not missed it.

    By the way, there is a shovel and bucket of salt by the door
    to the bar. We don’t want anyone slipping now do we.

     

    PS: I ordered the labels, they should be in by the end of the week. Make sure we have glue for the bottles.

     

  2. Emerson Lighthouse Emerson Lighthouse February 17, 2015

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  3. Martin Malus Martin Malus February 17, 2015

    Now everyone will know your name, “Prince” Thomas. Won’t that be a surprise. 

  4. Nyanka Jinx Nyanka Jinx February 22, 2015

    So you’re not the only one who missed the races. Don’t worry. As my new neighbors are telling me, there’s always next year… You are talking about the pancake races, yes? -H. Jekyll

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