It is my great pleasure to anounce the opening of Ahab’s Revenge Whale Oil Company just in time for the Oiling Festival.
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We provide fine oils for all your oiling needs.
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I suppose I should congratulate you on entering a legitimate business, Captain.
((Typist sees last tag and bursts into laughter.))
Thank you Miss Book.
but are you high on a drug called Cadmus Lupindo?
Indeed Dear Jed. I have Sea Wolf blood in me.
…and Ahab DNA?
You know it.
Ooh… I can haz sample, please?
*flexes claws with squeaking sound*
I also hopes iz good on my English muffins…
Only the thirty weights are acceptable to my palette, but I have only tried it on flapcakes. A teaspoon of that slipeasy they slather on wheel hubs, properly seasoned of course, goods down well as well. I do not recommend Kracken Oil, the recovery for which trial took two weeks and required a necessary room be nearby at all times…
Oh course Miss Sheryl. Here you go, the first sample is free. *BIG GRIN*
You will find no better product.