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Just in Time for the Oiling Festival

It is my great pleasure to anounce the opening of Ahab’s Revenge Whale Oil Company just in time for the Oiling Festival.

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We provide fine oils for all your oiling needs.

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10 Comments

  1. Bookworm Hienrichs Bookworm Hienrichs March 20, 2011

    I suppose I should congratulate you on entering a legitimate business, Captain.

     

    ((Typist sees last tag and bursts into laughter.))

      • Jedburgh30 Dagger Jedburgh30 Dagger March 21, 2011

        but are you high on a drug called Cadmus Lupindo?

  2. Sheryl Skytower Sheryl Skytower March 20, 2011

    Ooh… I can haz sample, please?

    *flexes claws with squeaking sound*

    I also hopes iz good on my English muffins…

    • Glaubrius Valeska Glaubrius Valeska March 20, 2011

      Only the thirty weights are acceptable to my palette, but I have only tried it on flapcakes. A teaspoon of that slipeasy they slather on wheel hubs, properly seasoned of course, goods down well as well. I do not recommend Kracken Oil, the recovery for which trial took two weeks and required a necessary room be nearby at all times…

    • Cadmus Lupindo Cadmus Lupindo March 23, 2011

      Oh course Miss Sheryl. Here you go, the first sample is free. *BIG GRIN*

    • Cadmus Lupindo Cadmus Lupindo March 23, 2011

      You will find no better product.

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