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 Early on a Thursday morning, Mr Underby and his assistant Maggie made their way around the city, nailing and gluing posters up on all available walls:






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  1. Jonathon Spires Jonathon Spires May 26, 2011

    Spires sets out a table with a bottle of fortified wine, for the Emperor, just in case.

  2. Kristos Sonnerstein Kristos Sonnerstein May 29, 2011

    I said it before and I’ll say it again. That is an excellent picture of the Emperor.

  3. Orpheus Angkarn Orpheus Angkarn May 29, 2011

    Could he have fallen prey to the same anomaly that transported our dear Mr. Angkarn to another realm? Those Portals keep popping up in the peskiest of places. Just ask Mr. Arkright…

    • Kristos Sonnerstein Kristos Sonnerstein May 29, 2011

      We’ll have to hear his account of what happened once he recovers. He’s been found on the beach in Clockhaven as I understand it and he’s currently in the care of the hospital and doing quite well considering the circumstances.

      • Mr Tenk Mr Tenk May 29, 2011

        Hospital!? People die in hospitals! Let him go!

        • Christine McAllister Pearse Christine McAllister Pearse May 29, 2011

          Are you thinking that the clean environment of Mr. Blackberry’s hospital would be the death of him as he’s probably used of being covered in a layer of more organic substances?

          • Edward Pearse Edward Pearse May 29, 2011

            The Emperor has been dead for years, but the germs on his body have achieved sentience. If you clean them off nothing will be able to move him around any more :-)

        • Kristos Sonnerstein Kristos Sonnerstein May 30, 2011

          I assure you he is recovering well and should be up and about soon.

          • Tepic Harlequin Tepic Harlequin May 30, 2011

            how much alcohol has he got in his blood? if it falls below 70% he could be in danger…..

            Tepic starts planning how to sneak in a couple of bottles of rum he knows Jimmy has stashed…

            • Kristos Sonnerstein Kristos Sonnerstein May 30, 2011

              Now now. He needs proper sustenance primarily. But considering his usual state of living I have permitted him the occasional drink throughout the day provided he takes in sufficient healthier fluids. I imagine he’d appreciate any drink you bring him. 

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