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Free “Jingle Bells” Kazoo!

Do you like the new snow?  How about a bit of silliness? 

I have built a “Jingle Bells” kazoo. If you wear it (in your mouth, of course) you can play “Jingle Bells” on the kazoo.  If anyone near you is also wearing a copy of this Kazoo, then you can all play “Jingle Bells” together as a group, in harmony!  (If they don’t have a copy, give them one.  It is transferrable.)  

The Jingle Bells Kazoo is available for free outside the Clockwork Music Showroom in the Port.  Look for the poster pasted to the front wall of the Clockwork Music building, near the South-East corner (toward Clockhaven from the elevators).

I hope you enjoy it.

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  1. Caesar Osterham Caesar Osterham November 29, 2015

    Aren’t kazoos banned under the provisions of the Geneva Accords?

    • Ceejay Writer Ceejay Writer November 29, 2015

      You’re thinking of accordions.  That’s why they are called the ‘accords’.

      I’m going to run and get a kazoo today! What fun! 


      • Pilipo Underwood Pilipo Underwood December 1, 2015

        No, it’s those d*mn recorders you are talking about, the ones in different colors of bakelite, that the urchins fight over. They always want the red one.

  2. Jimmy Branagh Jimmy Branagh December 1, 2015

    Thenks Mr. MacKnight!  Th’ kazoo is very much fun an’ awl th’ urchins should get one an’ then we can awl group up an’ visit Babbagers over Chris’mas faw some noice extended kazoo-caroling!

    Twenty or so people oughtta about do it …

    • Caesar Osterham Caesar Osterham December 1, 2015

      Wouldn’t that be “kazaroling?”

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