“Talk to any spelunker and you will soon learn that nobody who strays into the horrible cave emerges with their wits intact.”
I’m putting something together for the Halloween season and hope to open in a couple of days or so. Prepare your spelunking gear.
“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”
Be careful in there! Caves can be havens for all sorts of poorly behaved weirdness, like horse traders and chat trolls. Yikes…