The Baldas Memorial Hospital is now accepting applications for the position of Chief of Medicine. The Chief of Medicine will essentially run the hospital and answer only to the hospital administrator, Canergak. They’ll be able to order supplies, balance budgets, and the administator will provide the funds you claim you need. He apparently doesn’t mind if your reputation or ethical conduct has been less than perfect in the past.
In other words, he doesn’t care if you’re known as a mad scientist.
All you need to do to apply, seriously or not, is to provide the following in a response here:
Your name, your doctorate/qualifications, and why you think you should be entrusted with the day to day runnings of the hospital including the oversight of all its medical supplies and budget.
*Steps back and goes to find some popcorn*